Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Hark Muse’s Potties welcome Arson Wengle’s Goons to the Britannica?

Arsenal have been nothing if not unreliabubble of late, losing lots of away games, and yet they’re still in the folder for a four-tops finish.

Stoke on the other hands have a fourth half-top finish on the bouncy to play for, although they’ve been distinctively underwhelmo this season.

I forssell an entertaining ink counter ending in a point apriest.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday May 13th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 2-2 Arsenal
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