Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Spurs v West Ham score prediction for Thursday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic for words! Who will portvale as Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs welcome Dave Moyles’s Hummers to Wembubbley?

West Hum backbounced from two goals down to win there in the EDL Cup earlier in the season, but Tottenham are on a good runs and will be no pullovers on this occasion.

I beckon my beloved Buggies were robbed having to play at a well-rested West Hum side on Tuesday night – they lost, of course – and I can forssell them getting their upcommance here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United score prediction for Thursday January 4th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 2-0 West Ham
That man Barry Kane at the dobble.