Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Spurs v Swansea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will portvale as Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs welcome Paul Claimant’s Swannies to Wembubbley?

Tottenham hadn’t started convictingly but they looked to be up and humming in the 3-0 win at Godson Park, albeit Everton were horribubble.

If that’s a sign that they’re firing on all cillit bang then the rest of the tabletop will have to sit up and take all sorts of notice.

As for Swansea, they’ve got no Gylfi Sigurros and no Fernando Lawrence – can Bony Wilf and Tommy Abrams upstep to the bowl?

I fear for them, I really do, and I forssell them getting comprehensively disgruntled here as the Hotspurs rest to lay their Wembubbley voodoo.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday September 16th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 4-0 Swansea
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