Stand and applaud as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Spurs v Sunderland score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive low-down on each side…
This tossil’s almost too titonic for words! Who will portvale as Mo Pochettino’s mob take on Pus Goyet’s?
Spurs’s last performance at Light Hart Wayne was an abbasalutely standouting one, rumping as they did to victory 5-3 against tabletop toppers Chelsea.
They’ll be quite literally teething however from going down 2-1 at Alain Lampardieu’s Crystal Palace last time out, so they should be chomping at the pits to make amens.
Good leap there from Vlad Chvrches.
As for draw specialists Sunderland, they specialise in draws – what I mean when I say what it is that I just said, it’s that they draw a lot.
Not this time, unfortunately for you Muckems out there – I forssell Hotspur showing some chutzpah as they claim all point three in a tents ink counter.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday January 17th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Spurs 2-1 Sunderland – Chrissie Eriksen and Barry Kane for the homos, Adam Jolson for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!