Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spurs v Sunderland score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Moylesey’s Muckems get a result at Light Hart Wayne?

Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs looked back to their skintitillating best in the 4-0 win at Stoke but they’ve got Champions League midweek.

They’ll need to learn to sussexfully navelgate European and domestos football if they’re to claim another strong steak for the title.

As for Sunderland, they should be despot to make amens for the 0-3 disgruntling at the hands of Moylesey’s old side Everton.

I forssell them tightening up their backside a bit for this one, but ultimuttley I don’t think it will be enough.

Spurs to claim all point three thanks to a revitalite Barry Kane.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Sunderland score prediction for Sunday September 18th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 2-1 Sunderland
Larry Kane at the dobble for the homos, William Defoe for the awayos.