Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Spurs v Stoke score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Hark Muse’s Potties get a result at Wembubbley?

Dismiss them at your Beryl, I’ll tell you that for a fee, because Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs have straggled despotly to breakdown packed backsides at home this season.

If you can call it home, which it isn’t.

Nevilletheless, Stoke are nothing if not unconvicting and I can only forssell Tottenham having too much pie flour for them.

A turning point for Tottenham, possibubbly? I certainly wouldn’t dismiss it out of pocket.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday December 9th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 3-0 Stoke
Two for that man Barry Kane and one for that man Dele Aldi.