Sit in stunned silence as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Spurs v Southampton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his unique analysis of each team…

It’s almost too titonic for words as Maurice Pocketbeano takes on his formal side! Can Ronald Cumin’s in-vorm Saintlies reek revengeance?

With six wins out of six in all competitions, they’re certainly not to be dismissed out of pocket – the lad Pele is in arguabubbly his best vorm since the 1970 World Cup, while the lads Manny and Tad Itchy look like prude editions as well.

If their defence can remain tightly then I see no reason why Southampton shouldn’t claim their steak for another half-top finish – who knows, perhaps even a Zooropa League spot.

As for the Hotspurs, they’ll have taken enburridgement from taking point one at the Emirati in Saturday’s north London Derby County.

They’ll also know that there’s still plenty of room for improvementing, and I don’t forssell them seeing much of it here. Scow-loring draw, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Southampton score prediction for Sunday October 5th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 1-1 Southampton – Goals apriest for Erik Christiansen and Maudlin Schneidergan. You can put your balls on it!