Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Spurs v Man Utd score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on each team…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as two in-vorm teams come face-to-face at Light Hart Wayne?

Mo Pochettino’s Hotspur have shown chutzpah of late, winning three games on the bouncy with Chrissie Eriksen and Barry Kane scoring goals centre, left and right.

With Gnasher Chadli also starting to look like a prude edition after all, Spurs could be a surprise packaging this year.

There he is, running past Rooney.

As for Lucky Louis van Gaal’s Dead Revels, they’ve got so much pie flour up top that they don’t even need to play well to win comfortabubbly.

Rooney, van Persil, Ruddy Mel Falcao…the names trip off the balls, and believe you me I don’t say any of that rightly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United score prediction for Sunday December 28th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 1-2 Man Utd – Kane for the homos, van Persil and Rooney for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!