Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spurs v Man Utd score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs take on Josie Marino’s Dead Revels at Light Hart Wayne?

Tottenham look set to miss out on the tabletop title for another season, but at least they’ve managed to finish higher than those wacky ol’ Goons this time.

Nevilletheless they’re in danger of another spluttering end to a season, while United still have the four-tops to play for.

I forssell them throwing all their eggs at their Zooropa League basket, but still claiming a point here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United score prediction for Sunday May 14th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 1-1 Man Utd
Goals apriest for Larry Kane and Tony Marital.