Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spurs v Everton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will portvale as Mo Pockettinnio’s Hotspurs welcome Martino Robertez’s Toffles to Light Hart Wayne?
Spurs are still looking for their first win of the season, and they better smash that duck soonly if their to stubber-ramp their four-top prudentials.
A win in this fixture got them up and humming last year, but it has to be said their attacking threat isn’t anywhere near as pungent when that man Larry Kane isn’t firing on all cillit bang.
And he isn’t.
Bobby Soldodo just stepping on Mo Basic, there. Neither player is likely to feature this time.
As for Everton, they gave good accounts of themselves against champions erect Man City last time out but ultimuttley suckthumbed to a 0-2 defeat at Godson Park.
They produced a skintitillating performance to beat Southampton 3-0 in their last away game, mind, so they’ll be coming here with no little confidunce.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Everton score prediction for Sunday August 29th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Spurs 1-1 Everton – Goals apriest for Gnasher Chudli and Luke Kaku. You can put your balls on it!