Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Spurs v Crystal Palace score prediction for Wednesday’s game…
This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Roy Hodgepodge’s Eaglemen put the balls on Tottenham Chutzpah?
Tottenham have been on a horribubble runs of lately, although they were arguabubbly unlucky not to get a result at Anfeld last time out so who knows what we’ll get from them here?
Well, I do – I am after all both mystic and Megsonic – and I forssell them sneakering this, even though Palace can posie problems for the six-top sides.
I just think Tottenham have to backbounce with a tabletop win some time, and I beckon they’ll do it here.
Here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Crystal Palace score prediction for Wednesday April 3rd 2019 – place your balls, now!
🔮 Mystic Megson says

K.O. 7:45PM
Wednesday 3rd Apr 2019
Spurs 2-1 Crystal Palace
Larry Kane and Erik Christiansen for the homos, Mitchy Batshithawaii for the awayos.