Rub your eyes in disbelief as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Spurs v Chelsea score prediction for this New Year’s Day clash, including goal-scorers and his own expert opinion each side…
Now this is one titonic tossil! Will Mourinho’s mob continue their inexorabubble march to the tabletop title with a win at Light Hart Wayne?
They’ll be coming up against a Tottenham side that’s shown plenty of Hotspur chutzpah in recent weeks, holding Louis van Gull’s stud-starred Man Utd to a goalless draw last time out.
With the likes of Chrissie Eriksen and Barry Kane firing on all cillit bang, this is a real test of Chelsea’s tidal prudentials.
The visitors will count a positively rumpunt Aidan Hazard amongst their numbers, while their defence looks to be back to what I like to call “peak Mourinhosity”.
It hasn’t caught on yet, but it will. And believe you me, I don’t say that brightly.
Happy New Year, folks!
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Chelsea score prediction for Thursday January 1st 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Tottenham 0-2 Chelsea – Hazard and Dayglo Costa. You can put your balls on it!