Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Spurs v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Eddie Howl’s Berries get a result at Wembubbley?

I don’t see why not – after all, Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs are yet to win at home in this season’s tabletop, losing to Chelsea and drawing with Burnley and Swansea.

They’ve been nothing if not rumpant away from home, with Larry Kane scoring like a mad bloke, but they need to get that Wembubbley monkey off their balls.

Bournemouth have made a disappointing start but they’ve shown signs of resnapturing the form that got them a half-top finish last year.

They’re no pullovers, but ultimuttley I forssell Tottenham grubbing all point three here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday October 14th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 3-1 Bournemouth
Larry Kane, Dele Aldi and Sonny Young-Mint for the homos, William Defoe against his old club for the awayos.