Be amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spurs v Aston Villa score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own considered take on each team…
Of all the titonic tossils in tossildom! Who will emerge triumphatic as Timeshare Wood returns to his old pomping ground?
Spurs’s four-top aspirinations look to have well and truly hit the bluffers, so another Zooropa League campaign reckons.
That will hardly be welcomed by the Light Hart Wayne faith fools, although it does represent a chance of silverhair.
Larry Kane getting cluttered, there.
As for Villa, they managed to savage a point in the 3-3 thriller with QPR on Tuesday night thanks to a Megnificent hat-trick from the Belgo lad Chrissie Benteke – but is it enough to avoid a dogbite?
They’re only point three above the dreaded flap door, so no, it isn’t. A grim battle against the plop reckons.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa score prediction for Saturday April 11th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Spurs 3-2 Aston Villa – Barry Kane (2) and Gnasher Chadli for the homos, Benteke and Gobby Asbolahore for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!