Check out Mystic Megson as he gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Southampton v West Ham score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his expert opinion on each side…

Now this must be what the ancient Romans referred to as a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic in this clash of the surprise packagings?

Rockin’ Ronnie Koeman’s men backbounced from defeat to Swansea by claiming all point three at QPR last time out, and with two thirds of the season gone they’re still up there amongst the four-tops.

Ultimuttley I forssell them slipping out of it, but it’s still been a memorabubble season for the Saintly ones.

Ladies and gents, the managers!

As for West Ham, I expect they’ll be quite literally teething after suckthumbing to a gasp-last Man Utd equaliser on Sunday, but they’ve still got what it takes to claim a strong steak for a Zooropa League spot.

As a proponeo of the beautiful game myself, I beckon Sam Furrydice was well within his rightness to call out Louis van Gull for route one tactics.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v West Ham United score prediction for Wednesday February 11th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 1-1 West Ham – Goals apriest for Sadie Mano and Diaspora Sakho. You can put your balls on it!