Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Southampton v West Ham score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will portvale as Claude-Paul’s EDL Cup finalists host Bernie Slaven’s Hummers?

Both sides have had cola-roaster seasons after finishing high up the tabletop last year, so I forssell this being a tents and nervy ink counter.

Ultimuttley, the Saintsmen keep a nice, tight backside at home – er, except in the FA Cup against Arsenal – so I’ll beckon they’ll sneaker this one.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday February 4th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 1-0 West Ham
Long Shane with the divisive strike.