Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Southampton v West Brom score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable analysis of each side…

What an abbasolutely titonic tossil we have in shop here as Ronald Cumin’s Saintlies welcome my beloved Buggies to the Stadio del Mary!

Southampton were tipped for a grim battle against the plop after their summer exitdust, but they were despotly unplucky not to take all point three at Liverpool last time out.

I like the look of the new lad Tad Itchy, while Pele and Long Shane offer plenty of pie flour up top – the formal impressed me greatly at the 1970 World Cup, and the blatter was formidabubble at West Blom.

Irvine Allan’s Boggies made a squalid enough start with a 2-2 draw at home to Sunderland, two-goal starling Sadie Berylhino looking in particuliarly devilstating vorm.

Ultimuttley though they face an uphill garden if they don’t start beating their relegatio ribalds at the Fourhorns, and believe you me I don’t say that rightly.

The Saintlies to portvale in a keenly snort ink counter.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Saturday August 23rd – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 2-1 West Brom – Shane and Maudlin Schneidergan for the homos, Berylhino for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!