Look on in sheer awe as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Southampton v Swansea score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own incontrovertible opinion of each team…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Rockin’ Ronnie Koeman’s Saintlies keep their four-top aspirinations alive against Marry Gunk’s stuttering Swannies?

Southampton’s successful season to date owes much to their defenderly tightness, so imagine how good they could be if the lad Pele resnaptures his form of the 1970 World Cup when he was simply Megnificent.

I like the look of the new lad Eljero Alien – his two goals at St Jim’s last time out was a considerabubble contribbuteo, and I don’t say that at all rightly.

As for Swansea, they’ll be without both Bony Wilf and Siggidy Gylf so I fail to see where their goals are going to come from.

Unless they pull a January rabbit out of the window bag, they could yet become imbrugliaged in a relegation dogbite.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Swansea score prediction for Sunday February 1st 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 3-0 Swansea – Pele, Tad Itchy and Alien. You can put your balls on it!