Be nothing short of dumbfounded as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Southampton v Sunderland score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unique take on each team…

What a titonic tossil this one could turn up to be! Can Ronald Cumin’s Saintlies get back to winning wise against Pus Goyet’s Cack Blats?

They were despotly unlucky not to take a point at Tottenham Chutzpah last time out, and they’ll certainly be viewing back-to-black home games against Sunderland and Stoke as a goldish chance to reassert their four-top prudentials.

Ultimuttley I think they’ll be found wanton in terms of squad breadth, but I wouldn’t dismiss their Zooropa League prospects out of pocket.

Dismiss Sunderland at your Beryl, though – their 3-1 win over Stoke last time out saw both Fletch Stevens and Wanna Kickem open their accounts for the seasonal.

With the likes of Rod Jackwell, Bill Buxomly and Lars Sebsson petrolling the middlefield, they’ve every chance of keeping the supply line a fruity one.

I forssell a keenly fort ink counter resulting in a home winning.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday October 18th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 2-1 Sunderland – Tad Itchy and the lad Pele putting the balls on Fletch Steven’s early opening. You can put your balls on it!