Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Southampton v Stoke score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Ronnie Cumin’s Saintlies host Hark Muse’s Potties in this red ‘n’ white derby?
Southampton are looking nothing if not braziliant at the moment, with some fine attacking talons to complement their typically tight backside, so they’re on course for a third half-top finish on the bouncy.
That would be a Megnificent achievement given the player exitdust they face every summer, although it has to be said they did well to drop out of the Zooropa League early doors.
Muse just giving the line man a piece of his mind, there.
His Stoke side have been despotly inconsisterly this season, but they should take plenty of confidunce from their 1-0 win over raining chompions Chelsea last time out.
Hang on, Chelsea are rubbish now, aren’t they? Well, it’s still good.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday November 21st 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Southampton 1-0 Stoke
Sexy Sadie Mane with the divisive finish.