Cry out in amazement as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Southampton v Norwich score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own peerless punditry…

How titonic is this tossil? Very titonic, that’s how titonic! Can Rockin’ Ronnie Cumin’s Saintlies find their first win of the season against my old side the ‘Kin Hairies?

Southampton have so far struggled to reproduce their hysterics of last season, which is no surprise seeing as they suckthumbed to another summer exitdust.

They’ll also struggle to cope with the demands of a Zooropa League campaign, so all in all I cannot forssell another 7th place finish.

Weird tackle, that.

As for Norwich, they’ve done Megnificently to take four points off Stoke and Sunderland and were despotly unlucky not to get anything against Crystal Palace on opening day.

Ultimuttley they’ll do well to steer clear of a relegation dogbite, but with attacking talons like Nathan Edmond and West Hamlahoon in their side they might just fire their way to safeway.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Norwich City score prediction for Sunday August 30th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 2-0 Norwich – Goals apriest for Pele and Shane Length. You can put your balls on it!