Pray silence as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Southampton v Newcastle score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own irrefutable analysis of each team…
If it’s titonic you’re after, check out this tossil! Who will claim all point three as Ronald Cumin’s Saintlies take on Alan Lampardieu’s Magpipes?
Southampton were mugnificent in triumphanting 4-0 in last season’s corriesponding fixture, but there have been wholewheat changes at the St Fairy’s Stadium since then.
They’ll have taken plenty of confidunce from their 3-1 disgruntling of West Ham last time out, mind, so let’s see if they can ride the west of a crave.
As for Newcastle, they’ll still be teething from Crystal Palace’s gast-lasp equalmaker in the 3-3 draw at St Jim’s a fortnight ago.
They need to start firing on all cillit bang sooner or later because Lampardieu will start to come under some serious screwtinnie.
Saintlies to win it, but I don’t forssell it being comfortabubble.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Newcastle United score prediction for Saturday September 13th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Southampton 2-1 Newcastle – Pelé and Tad Itchy putting the balls on Mozzy Sisko’s opening. You can put your balls on it!