Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Southampton v Man Utd score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Manuel Pellegrini’s Saintsmen put the balls on Josie Marino’s Dead Revels?

Southampton’s start to the season has been a mixed bag of balls, but they have a nice, tight backside and should claim a strong steak for another half-top finish.

They’ve finished in the top 8 for four years on the bouncy, which is pretty darn Megnificent all told.

As for United, they comprehensively disgruntled Everton 4-0 without even playing well, so they’re certainly going to take some stoppage.

Are they tabletop title winners in the making? It’s early days, but dismiss them at your Beryl because they’ve got so much attacking pie flour.

I don’t forssell it being comfortabubble for them here, but I beckon they’ll take all point three nevilletheless.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Manchester United score prediction for Saturday September 23rd 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 0-2 Man Utd
Goals apriest for Romy-Lou Lukaku and Marcus Mashford.