Be amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Southampton v Crystal Palace score prediction for this week, including goal-scorers and his distinctive look at each team…

If it’s titonic you’re looking for, check out this tossil! Can Super Alan Partridge’s men claim yet another momento away winning at Ronnie Koeman’s wurstile four-top challengers?

It’s all gone a bit sour for Southampton in recent weeks, winning only once – indeed, scoring only once – in their last five games, including home defeats to Swansea and Liverpool.

You’ve got to be asking questions of the lad Pele at this point – he was truly standouting in the 1970 World Cup, and he despotly needs to get back to that kind of form if Saints are to even claim a steak for a Zooropa League place.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL MEGSONICO-CO-CO-CO!

Ahem.

As for The Eagles, not only are they one of old Meggo’s all-time favourite bands but they’re also quite literally flying at the moment having won 6 of Partridge’s first 10 matches in all competitions.

They’ll come to St Jim’s with no fear having just won 3-1 at Sam Furrydice’s West Ham, although they’ll have to cope without the suspendered Murray Walker.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Crystal Palace score prediction for Tuesday March 3rd 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 1-1 Crystal Palace – Goals apriest for Sadie Mane and Jason Punchbowl. You can put your balls on it!