Find yourself agog with incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Southampton v Arsenal score prediction for this New Year’s Day clash, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive evaluation of each side…

This has all the in-greedy ants of a titonic tossil! Can Rockin’ Ronnie Koeman’s Saints continue their impressive backbounce against Arsenal Wenger’s four-top chasers?

A run of defeats looked to have put the balls on Southampton’s flyering start but they’re right back in the mixer now after wins against Everton and Crystal Palace and a hard-fort draw with Chelsea.

If Pele can continue to blunder the goals then they’ll take some stoppage – he was magical in the 1970 World Cup, and I don’t say that brightly.

Alun Ramsey looking a little bit like that scary lass out of The Ring, there.

As for Arsenal, they’re level on points with Southampton now and could therefore frogleap them into the four-tops with a win here.

I don’t forssell it being comfortabubble for them, but I beckon they’ll just about manager it.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s QPR v Swansea City score prediction for Thursday January 1st 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 1-2 Arsenal – Pele for the homos, Alexi Sanchez and Sandy Carzola for the awayos . You can put your balls on it!