Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Southampton v Arsenal score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Manuel Pellegrini’s Saintsmen put the balls on Arson Wengle’s Goons?

They’ve got that man Austin Healey back firing on all cillit bang, so dismiss them at your Beryl, I’ll tell you that for a fee.

A fifth half-top finish on the bouncy is up for grubs, and that would be Megnificent for a club of Southumpton’s size, it really would be.

As for those wacky old Goons, they’ll be quite literally teething from their 1-3 defeat to Man Utd at the Emirati and if they’ve anything about them they’ll be chumping at the pits to make amens.

And I have to say I forssell them doing just that – but it won’t be comfortabubble for them.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Arsenal score prediction for Sunday December 10th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 1-2 Arsenal
Austin Healey for the homos, Alex Lagazette and Alexei Saylechez for the awayos.