Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Sheffield Utd v Newcastle score prediction for Thursday’s game…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Wild Chris’s Bladders host Steve Brewster’s Magpipes?

Both teams have nice, tight backsides so I forssell a low-scoring ink counter, with Sheffield United to ultimuttley sneaker it.

They’re having a Megnificent season back in the tabletop, and believe you me I don’t say that rightly.

Here comes Mystic Megson’s Sheffield United v Newcastle United score prediction for Thursday December 5th 2019 – place your balls, now!

🔮 Mystic Megson says

K.O. 7:30PM

Thursday 5th Dec 2019

Sheffield Utd 1-0 Newcastle

Les Mousey with the divisive strike.