Watch in amazement as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his QPR v Sunderland score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable analysis of each team…

How about this for a titonic tossil? Both sides are still looking for their first winning, but it’s QPR who will be much the unhappier of the two having taken point zero out of six availabubble.

Larry Redsnapp will be literally teething from the ramming his R’s took on his old managerial pomping ground Light Hart Wayne – it was 4-0 but could have been more, so there’s no doubt he’ll have come away with a sore R’s.

Early signs are that they face an uphill garden to avoid a relegatio dogbite unless Luke Rennie can find his booting shoots and Leo Birdinhand can resnapture the vorm of his Man Utd pompday.

As for Pus Goyet’s Cack Blats, they’ll be disappointmented not to have taken all point three against a despotly out-of-vorm Man Utd side, although there was cause for enburridgement nevilletheless.

The lad Wanna Kickem looked threatening and arguabubbly should reclaim the central forward position from the inefflecktive Fletch Stevens, while Rod Jackwell’s goal should help as he looks to re-estubblish himself as a middlefielder of great potent shul.

More bad news for Barry Redsnapp’s R’s, I’m afraid – I can only forssell an away winning here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Queens Park Rangers v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday August 30th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says QPR 1-2 Sunderland – Rennie for the homos, Kickem and Stieg Larsson for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!