Be amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his QPR v Spurs score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unique take on proceedings…

Que titonico tossilissimo! Can those wacky R’s aid their battle against the dreaded plop by claiming all point three, or will Hotspur show the rexquisite Chutzpah?

QPR look to be facing something of an uphill garden if they’re to battle their way to safeway under take-carer boss Aaron Ramsey, but at least they’ve got that man Charlie Offspring Austin back firing on all cillit bang once again.

If they can can start keeping a tighter backside then they could yet avoid slipping through that relegation flap door.

Barry Kane back when everyone still thought he was rubbish, there.

As for Spurs, they got their four-top aspirinations track on back with a 3-2 win over Marry Gunk’s Swannies at Light Hart Wayne last time out, but they’ve still got to overhull some in-vorm teams in Liverpool and Arsenal.

Even Man Utd can’t seem to stop winning somehow, so Spurs could well be joining QPR in an uphill garden of their own.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Queens Park Rangers v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Saturday March 7th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says QPR 2-2 Spurs – Phil Matthews Matt Phillips and that man Charlie Austin for the homos, Kane and Erik Christiansen Christian Eriksen for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!