Be amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his QPR v Man Utd score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own considered opinion of each team…

Of all the titonic tossils in tossildom! Can Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels get back to winning wise at Harry Redsnapper’s R’s?

QPR are without a win in four and all of a sudden they’re right back in the thick of a relegation dogbite, despite the continuous hysterics of that man Charlie Offspring Austin.

I fear for Harry’s R’s at this stage – it’s taken a hell of a beating, and I don’t say that brightly.

Ruddy Mel Falcao just having a pop at Almond Traore, there.

As for United, their strong recent form hit the bluffers in shock fashion as Rockin’ Ronnie Cumin’s Saints came away from Cold Stafford with all point three.

If they’ve anything about them then their players will be chumping at the pits to make amens, and I have to say I forssell them doing just that.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Queens Park Rangers v Manchester United score prediction for Saturday January 17th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says QPR 1-2 Man Utd – Austin for the homos, Rooney and Maria Di Angel for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!