Be nothing short of flabbergasted as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his QPR v Man City score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unparalleled insight into each side…

This has all the in-greedy ants of a titonic tossil! Can Harry Redknapp’s rejubilated R’s container Manuel Pellegrini’s tidal chasers?

They certainly ran Chelsea close at Stambord Fridge last time out, with Charlie Austin scoring another wonderscream to add to his sturgeoning burgering growing collection.

Their home form has been squalid enough, so if they can start picking up points on their travelodges then they could yet avoid becoming imbrugliaed in a dogbite.

As for City, they’ll be relieved to have claimed all point three in the Manchester Derby County but won’t have been thrilled by a pubstandard showing against United’s ten men.

If they’re serious about recrowning their claim then they’ll have to find a way to replace David Silva’s creativitivity when he’s linesided, as indeed he is at the moment.

City to portvale here, but it won’t be comfortabubble.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Queens Park Rangers v Manchester City score prediction for Saturday November 8th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says QPR 1-2 Man City – Austin for the homos, Agüero and Touré for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!