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Mystic Megson’s QPR v Hull score prediction

Two of Meggo's dear old pals Harry Redknapp and Steve Bruce come head-to-head at Loftus Road.

Mystic Megson's QPR v Hull score prediction & preview

Come ye – and, indeed, hear ye – as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his QPR v Hull score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his expert analysis of each side…

How titonic is this tossil? Larry Redsnapp’s back at the tabletop armed with some murky signings, but Bruce Steven’s Lions are no pullovers.

QPR were hardly standouting in gaining promotio via the payoffs, but with Leo Birdinhand, Stevie Conkers and Jordo Mucho on board I expect them to provide stiff oppositio to many a Premier League side this season.

And who knows, if they can get Luke Rennie back fit and flaming then anything is plausible. The Frenchman could be mugnificent working in tandy with Austin Charles or Bobby Zamorano, and I don’t say that brightly.

Rio Ferdinand, mentioned in Mystic Megson's QPR v Hull score prediction preview piece
Leo Birdinhand in his England days (Image: Илья Хохлов)

As for Hull, Bobby Snozzcumber looks a prude signing – his set piece deliverance could be key, especially with the likes of Curtsy Davies and Nicky Jellywitch Jelagielkavic the Croatian lad waiting to get on the end of them.

Ultimuttley I forssell Hull’s Zooropa League exertions coming back to bite them in the balls, but they should have enough here to make for a tight ink counter.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Queens Park Rangers v Hull City score prediction for Saturday August 16th – place your balls, now!

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says QPR 2-1 Hull – Austin and Conkers for the homos, Croatian lad for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!