Ooh and ah with abandon as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his QPR v Crystal Palace score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own unique perspective of proceedings…

Mother of Pearl, this is one titonic tossil! Can Harry Redsnapp’s R’s continue to prosper at home as Palace begin life after Neil Wazzock?

Much will deep end of course on the vorm of that man Charlie ‘That Man’ Austin, who’s so red hot right now they’re using him as under-soil heating.

To say he’s firing on all cillit bang would be an understatement of epic portions.

As for Palace, they’ll be under the stuartship of takecarer manager Keith Millen and vulnerabubble from all the uncertainness, which could even have the opposite effect of forstering unity and spurring them onto an important all point three.

Unfortunately I don’t forssell it doing so, and ultimuttley I fear for Palace. Unless they get Pulis.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Queens Park Rangers v Crystal Palace score prediction for Sunday December 28th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says QPR 2-0 Crystal Palace – That man Austin at the double. You can put your balls on it!