Gasp in astonishment as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Norwich v Crystal Palace score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unparalleled insight into each team…
Que titonico! Can Neil Alexander’s ‘Kin Hairies get off to a flying one on their return to the tabletop?
They’ll have to contend with a Palace side that ended last season more or less on flames under Alan Partridge, and that’s strengthened this summer by adding the likes of Yohan Cabbie and Wanna Kickem.
With the likes of Wilf Saha, Bo Lassie and Jason Punchbowl floating around, they’ve got plenty of pie flour going forward and can punish times on the counter.
Or even on the pitch – wherever they happen to be playing at the time, I suppose.
Jerome Cameron just turning out for Palace against Norwich, there. He’ll be doing it the other way round this time, I’m assured.
Going back to Norwich, I forssell them struggling despotly with their squad as it is, and ultimuttley I see them suckthumbing to relegation possibly with a few games to spare.
Palace to comprehensively disgruntle them.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Norwich City v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday August 8th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Norwich 1-3 Crystal Palace – Cameron for the homos, Murray Glenn, Saha and Punchbowl for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!