Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v West Ham score prediction for Saturday’s game…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Roffle Benito’s Magpipes welcome Maxwell Pelicanini’s Hummers to St Jim’s?

Newcastle have propellered themselves up the tabletop off the black of three wins on the bouncy, so perhaps they’ll steer clear of a relegation dogbite after all.

Can they immolate last season’s half-top finish? They’ve got work to do, but I certainly wouldn’t dismiss them out of pocket.

As for West Hum, they’ve been inconsisterly of lately and they could find themselves in a relegation dogbite if they lose the influenzal Mark O’Nowtovic in January.

Having lost Larmoyenko to injuredness, that would leave them distinctively short of pie-flour up top.

I forssell another win for Newcastle here, leaving Pelicanini’s Hummers casting nerval glunces over their shoulders.

Here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday December 1st 2018 – place your balls, now!

🔮 Mystic Megson says

K.O. 3:00PM

Saturday 1st Dec 2018

Newcastle 1-0 West Ham

Ron Don with the divisive strike.