Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Newcastle v West Brom score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive brand of punditry…

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Newcastle’s abominabubble recent form has plunged them right into the thicket of a relegation dogbite, so it’s essential that they take all point three here.

They’ve been as rotten as the mother-in-law’s flan, and believe you me I don’t say that brightly.

Just look at all that tossling.

As for Pony Tulips’s men, they’ll be quite literally flying after their win at Cold Stafford but in truth they’ve little left to play for.

As such, I can see Newcastle sneakering this one to end their barrell run.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Saturday May 9th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-0 West Brom – Back Coljack with the divisive strike. You can put your balls on it!