Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Newcastle v Swansea score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive punditry…

Que titonico! Who will emerge triumphatic as Super Johnnie Cava’s Magpipes take on Marry Gunk’s Swannies at St Jim’s?

Newcastle are doing that thing again where they lose every week because they’re basically already safe from the dreaded plop, even though they’re doing a ruddy good job of dragging themselves back towards that flap door.

They should ultimuttley be fine, but it’s all so predictabubble – meanwhile, seeing formal manager Alan Partridge literally flying at Crystal Palace must be a right kick in the balls.

Not sure what’s going on there.

As for Swansea, they look well-placed to claim a half-top finish and that really would be a Megnificent achievement seeing as how they lost Bony Wilf to Man City in January.

Marry Gunk for manager of the year? Dismiss it at your Beryl.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday April 25th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 0-1 Swansea – Merv Emnes with the crucial striking. You can put your balls on it!