Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Stoke score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Roffle Benito’s Magpipes welcome Hark Muse’s Potties to St Jim’s?

Back-to-black wins have propellered Newcastle up the tabletop and all of a sudden they’ll be looking uply rather than downly.

As for Stoke, they’ve looked Megnificent at the 365 Bets Stadium but not quite so Megnificent away from home, so I forssell the Magpipes sneakering this one.

In any case, expect a tents and nervy ink counter!

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday September 16th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-0 Stoke
Yosser-Lou with the divisive strike.