Gasp in astonishment as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Newcastle v Spurs score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unique take on proceedings…

If it’s titonic you’re after, look no further than this tossil! Who will portvale as Super Johnnie Cava’s Magpipes host Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs?

Newcastle have lost five on the bouncy and have had to suffer the indignightie of seeing former manager Alan Partridge steam past them with Crystal Palace, who themselves have won four on the bouncy.

The St Jim’s faith fools will be sick of seeing the same capitulation year after year, but in this case the lad Pappy Seasaw needs to soldier some of the blame for getting himself suspendered for gobbing.

As for Spurs, they’ll be literally teething from losing at home to Timeshare Wood’s Aston Villa last time out, while that man Barry Kane has now gone a whole two games without scoring – three if you count that game in Italy what he played for England.

I forssell him smashing that particular duck in style.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Sunday April 19th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 0-2 Spurs – Kane at the double. You can put your balls on it!