Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Southampton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unrivalled punditry…

It’s almost too titonic to mention! Will Rockin’ Ronnie Koeman’s Saints continue their remarkabubble recent run against the managerless Magpipes at St Jim’s?

The Newcastle players appear to be in support of John ‘The Carver’ Carver replacing Alain Perdieu as their manager, a notion rear-firmed by a spiritful display in the 2-0 defeat at Chelsea last time out.

If they can salmon the same sense of fightliness they showed at Stambord Fridge, The Carver could yet find himself installationed in the Newcastle United ejector hot seat on a more permatan bassist.

Little trip from Pele, there.

What can you prattle about Southampton that hasn’t been prattled already? They’re quite literally flying after back-to-back wins against Arsenal and Man Utd, and they’re already only point one off the magical 40 marker.

That’s an incredibubble achievement given the exitdust of key players they suffered back in the summer, so it’s testament to Koeman’s transfer market prowse.

And his tactical prowse.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Southampton score prediction for Saturday January 17th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-1 Southampton – Goals apriest for Muzzy Sisko and the lad Pele. You can put your balls on it!