Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Southampton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will portvale in this relegation point-sixer between Roffle Benito’s Magpipes and Manuel Pellegrini’s Saintsmen?

With both sides in despot need of the points I forssell a tents and nervy ink counter, one I beckon will end in a point apriest.

That may feel like it’s not much help to either side, but ultimuttley it could be the point that helps them beat the dreaded plop.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Southampton score prediction for Saturday March 10th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-1 Southampton
Goals apriest for Ayeezy Perez and Gabby O'Deeney.