Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Newcastle v Southampton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unmistakable insight…
Of all the titonic tossils in tossildom! Can Steve McClarence inspire the Magpipes to victory in his first game as manager?
He’ll have to outwit Rockin’ Ronnie Cumin, who quite literally stunned everyone by guiding his Saintlies to 7th place last season despite selling literally everyone.
They’ve lost more players this summer, and it will be interesting to see how their squad copes with a Zooropa League campaign.
Some tossil, that.
Going back to Newcastle, they should be chumping at the pits to backbounce from their showings in the second half of last season, which saw them slump from the half-top into the thick of a relegation dogbite.
I forssell them doing a bit better this time, starting with a creditabubble draw here.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Southampton score prediction for Sunday August 9th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-1 Southampton – Goals apriest for Pappy Seasaw and the lad Pele. You can put your balls on it!