Be really quite astounded as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v QPR score prediction score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on each team…

If you’re into titonic tossils, don’t miss this one! Will Alan Perdu’s in-vorm Magpipes claim a sixth consneckutive victory at home to Barry Redsnapp’s rejubilated R’s?

I don’t think anyone could have predicted Newcastle’s turn-up in fortunes – except myself, of course, for I am both mystic and Megsonic.

How about the young lad Puarez, eh? He can’t stop scoring, literally, which is just as well given that Pappy Seasaw has been out and in of the side.

As for Larry’s R’s, they’ll have taken plenty of ensturridgement from the 2-2 draw with Man City last time out – in fact, they’ve looked in vine vorm these last few weeks.

Carry on at this rate and they’ll avoid a relegation dogbite altogether, although much will deep end on the lad Charlie Offspring up top.

I forssell a keenly fort ink counter with plenty of incidentals.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Queens Park Rangers score prediction score prediction for Saturday November 22nd – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-1 QPR – goals apriest for Puarez and Offspring. You can put your balls on it!