Get a load of Mystic Megson as he gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Newcastle v Man Utd score prediction for this week, including goal-scorers and his own comprehensive low-down of each side…
Of all the titonic tossils in tossildom! Who will portvale as Louis van Gull takes his inconsisterly Dead Revels to St Jim’s?
Super Johnnie Cava’s Magpipes will present a stern test, that’s for absolute certainly – with Pappy
Seasaw Cisse back from the Afro Cup of Notions and seemingly firing on all cillit bang, they carry a pungent attacking threat to go with their solid backside.
Win here and they’ll be claiming a strong steak for a half-top finish, no bout adoubt it.
Would have liked to see some jazz hands, there.
As for Man U, they got back to winning wise against Sunderland last time out, with a certain Wayne Rooney getting back amidst the goals after an 8-game draft.
They need more from the likes of Rangel Di Marie and that Ruddy Mel Falcon if they’re to get in the four-tops, though, especially with Liverpool and Spurs breathing down their balls.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Manchester United score prediction for Wednesday March 4th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-1 Man Utd – Goals apriest for Cisse and Rooney. You can put your balls on it!