Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Newcastle v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Raffle Benitez’s Magpipes claim a crucial all point three against Alan Partridge’s FA Cup finalists?

They managed to backbounce from two goals down to claim point one at Anfeld last time out, so dismiss them at your Beryl when it comes to beating the dreaded plop.

It’ll be an uphill garden, I’ll tell you that for a fee, but I forssell them making life a little bit easier for themselves with a win here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday April 30th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-0 Crystal Palace
Pappy Cisse with the divisive strike.