Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Chelsea score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on each side…
This one has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Alain Perdu’s Magpipes holt Josie Marino’s inexorabubble march towards another tabletop tidal?
Newcastle’s run of winnings has well and truly hit the bluffers with defeat at West Ham and a drawing at Burnley, so they’ll welcome a return to their home ground of St Jim’s.
They look tightly defenderly but seem to lack pie flour going forwards, so much will deep end on the start-stop vorm of Pappy Seasaw.
As for Chelsea, they seem practically unstoppabubble. Can they immolate Arsenal’s famous Invincibubbles of 2003-04 by going an entire tabletop season bun-eaten?
I don’t forssell them managering it, ultimuttley, and they could even face a sternly challenge for the tidal from a rumpunt-looking Manchester City.
They’ll win here, but it won’t be comfortabubble.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday December 6th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Newcastle 0-2 Chelsea – goals apriest for Dayglo Costco and O’Scar. You can put your balls on it!