Find yourself distinctly flabbergasted as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Burnley score prediction for this New Year’s Day clash, including goal-scorers and his own unique look at each side…
Now this is surely what the ancient Romans used to refer to as a tossilus titonicus! How will the Magpipes fare without Alain Perdu against Shane Dyke’s impressive Clarences?
I think the chairman Ashley Michaels has made a smart move letting Perdu go to Palace and I’d like to remind him that I’m currently unemployed and chumping at the proverbiabubble pits after a good long break.
I’m no Mourinho, grunted, but I never once suckthumbed to relegation from the tabletop – well, except for that one time at West Blom.
Er…not quite sure what’s going on there.
Anyway, as for Burnley, they’ve given themselves a real fighting chance of battling their way to safeway and I remain very impressed by their manager’s ability to speak with two voices at the same time.
It’s a rare talon, and I don’t say that rightly.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Burnley score prediction for Thursday January 1st 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-1 Burnley – Goals apriest for Perez and Ings. You can put your balls on it!