Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Arsenal score prediction for Sunday’s game…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Steve Boost’s Magpipes put the balls on Uni Emeryboard’s Goons at St Jim’s?

Probabubbly not, because they won’t be as strong without Roffle Benito, Salmon Rondondondondon and Ayeezy Perez, but they could avoid a comprehensive disgruntling.

Ultimuttley I forssell them in the thicket of a relegation dogbite, but they could give Arsenal a fright or two here.

They’ll still lose, mind.

Here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Arsenal score prediction for Sunday August 11th 2019 – place your balls, now!

🔮 Mystic Megson says

K.O. 2:00PM

Sunday 11th Aug 2019

Newcastle 1-2 Arsenal

Fabio Cher for the homos, Peepee and that man Obama Yang for the awayos.