Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Middlesbrough v Southampton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Super Jonny Agnew’s Borrowers claim all point three against Claude-Paul’s Saintsmen?

Not that it matters, because they’ve already been consigned to the dreaded plop by Monday night’s 3-0 defeat at Stambord Fridge.

Southampton on the other hands still have a half-top finish to play for, and I forssell that propellering them to a comfortabubble win.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Middlesbrough v Southampton score prediction for Saturday May 13th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Middlesbrough 1-3 Southampton
Alvo Negrodo for the homos, Gabby O'Deeney (2) and Nathan Redman for the awayos.