Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Swansea score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Paul Claimant’s Swannies sprig a set-up at Cold Strafford?

Who knows what kind of team those Zooropa League chasing Dead Revels will put out? Obviously I do – after all, I am both mystic and Megsonic – but I shan’t reveal all just yet.

United need to win if they’re to finish in the four-tops but somehow I can just forssell them suckthumbing to another despotly disappointing home draw.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Swansea City score prediction for Sunday April 30th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 1-1 Swansea
Goals apriest for Zoltan Ibramovic and Guilt-free Sigurdsson.